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Andy Rooney Inspirational Quotes (238)

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Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.
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In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
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Person-to-person, most people are honest.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.
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I like animals who trust people.
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Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
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It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
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Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.
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Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
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It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
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I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.
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