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Amy Sedaris Inspirational Quotes (125)

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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
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Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I am an aging Girl Scout.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
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I always find something to keep me busy.
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