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Ambrose Inspirational Quotes (1077)

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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Along the road of life are many pleasure resorts, but think not that by tarrying in them you will take more days to the journey. The day of your arrival is already recorded.
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Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
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HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
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MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul in woman, the outlet of the heart.
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UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
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PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
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CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
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A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.
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Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.
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Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.
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Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
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Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.
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Fear has no brains it is an idiot.
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LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
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PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.
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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread per capita of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
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BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion.
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alone, adj. In bad company.
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The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
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repose, v.i. To cease from troubling.
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