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Ambrose Bierce Inspirational Quotes (940)

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Think twice before you speak to a friend in need
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A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
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aim, n. The task we set our wishes to.
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GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
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Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
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It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
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OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.
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hybrid, n. A pooled issue.
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PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.
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An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.
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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.
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ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.
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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
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WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.
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Fear has no brains it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
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God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
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Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.
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REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction.
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LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
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Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
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