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Alexei Sayle Inspirational Quotes (43)

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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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You can't do comedy with a beard.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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