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Alexei Sayle Inspirational Quotes (43)

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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
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The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
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Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.
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