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Adam Selzer Inspirational Quotes (5)

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If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.
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Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Let me get this straight, I say. You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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