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Adam Carolla Inspirational Quotes (135)

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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