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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
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