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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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