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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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