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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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