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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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