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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid
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