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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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