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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
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