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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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