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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
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