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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
Athlete
Malmo
Come
Sister
Gay
Bring
House

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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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