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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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