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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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Gay
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House
Come
Sister

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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player if you don't, you're not.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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