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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: October 3
Association Football Player
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
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When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
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I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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