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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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