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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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