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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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My forte is awkwardness.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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