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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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