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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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