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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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