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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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