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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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If you see something, say something.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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