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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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