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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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