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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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