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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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My forte is awkwardness.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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If you see something, say something.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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