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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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