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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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