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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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