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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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