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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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