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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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If you see something, say something.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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