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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
Forever
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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