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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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