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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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