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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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