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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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