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Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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