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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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My forte is awkwardness.
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