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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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