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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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