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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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