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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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