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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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