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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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