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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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