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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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