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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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