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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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