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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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