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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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If you see something, say something.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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